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FIFTH RIDE ✦ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO / ACTION [DANGAN HOUSE]
[Have you ever wanted to see a biker gang leader be domestic? No? Well turn off your 'Gears now then.
Mondo has taken over the kitchen today, so anyone in the Dangan House has probably been unceremoniously shoved out by one of Mondo's smaller Pokémon. The biker gang leader himself is currently almost unrecognizable; his hair is down and tied out of his face and he's sporting a cute apron with Pichu and Pikachu patterns all over it. His shirt, pants, and shoes are the same, so that might be a clue to those who know him, but otherwise he's definitely looking pretty different today. It seems that one of his Pokémon has gotten bored and has decided to film him since the angle is a little low.
There's a small radio sitting on the kitchen counter blasting horrible rap music with far too many cuss words in it, which Mondo is happily singing along to. Beside said radio are quite a few different trays full of... cookies. Holiday-themed cookies. Little trees and snowmen are all over the place and they actually look pretty good, all things considered. Mondo is currently elbow-deep in dough - it looks like he's actually making these things from scratch rather than a box mix. He'll occasionally glance at a recipe, but he seems to know what he's doing.
After a moment of this, Mondo finally seems to notice that the 'Gear is in his Scrafty's hands and he makes a mad fumble for it, only for her to leap out of the way.]
Get the fuck back here, Ryder!
[Hope that didn't break anyone's eardrums... Also his reputation may or may not be ruined completely now. Whoops.]
[After that... embarrassment Mondo can be found packaging the cookies up in little bags. They're holiday-themed bags too; clearly he's gone all out for the season. He's still singing along to the terrible rap, but he seems to be in a good mood despite the hilarity from earlier.
If he catches sight of you, you're probably going to be handed a bag of cookies. Yes, even you Togami and you, Celes.
The cookies inside are actually pretty good! They're not burnt or anything and Mondo seems incredibly proud of himself for something like this. Come taunt him/demand cookies/wonder where in the good hell he got that apron?]
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However, he manages to catch the bag easily - before second-guessing himself in the mild surprise that follows him actually catching the thing and nearly dropping it as a result.
Way to go, slick.
However, he manages to, uh, get his hands on it again...look, no one said he was the picture of catlike grace, here.]
If you think you can bribe me, it's not going to work!
[That may have been halfway joking? Maybe? It's hard to tell.
...It's Ishimaru, so don't put money on it.]
Have you been at this all day?
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[But that definitely is teasing, and Mondo moves to lean on the counter, grinning. He looks a little too pleased with himself.]
Yeah, I have! I had the day off, so I figured I'd get into the holiday spirit, y'know? 'Sides, everyone loves cookies!
[And he can give these out instead of gifts! Well, he'll probably get gifts for everyone too, but this at least buys him some time to figure out what to get everyone!]
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[Yes, Ishimaru. A lot of Christmas.]
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[...and yet he rolls with it...]
'Sides, it'll be fun to celebrate it with everyone, right?
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[ ... :|a ]
I mean, it's not really anything I celebrated very much back home, but it'll be interesting with the rest of you around!
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[...look, he just likes any excuse to party, okay.]
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[I mean the thing with Kirigiri didn't exactly count, he supposes, but...]
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If you really expect me to agree with that, then I don't know what to tell you!
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[...wait.]
What do you even plan to get up to at this party of yours?
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I dunno, but I figure it'll involve a good amount of booze. Not that you can really police us on that shit since most of us are legal!
[Which makes it less fun. >: ]
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[This is such a bad idea. Such a bad idea.]
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