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FIFTH RIDE ✦ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO / ACTION [DANGAN HOUSE]
[Have you ever wanted to see a biker gang leader be domestic? No? Well turn off your 'Gears now then.
Mondo has taken over the kitchen today, so anyone in the Dangan House has probably been unceremoniously shoved out by one of Mondo's smaller Pokémon. The biker gang leader himself is currently almost unrecognizable; his hair is down and tied out of his face and he's sporting a cute apron with Pichu and Pikachu patterns all over it. His shirt, pants, and shoes are the same, so that might be a clue to those who know him, but otherwise he's definitely looking pretty different today. It seems that one of his Pokémon has gotten bored and has decided to film him since the angle is a little low.
There's a small radio sitting on the kitchen counter blasting horrible rap music with far too many cuss words in it, which Mondo is happily singing along to. Beside said radio are quite a few different trays full of... cookies. Holiday-themed cookies. Little trees and snowmen are all over the place and they actually look pretty good, all things considered. Mondo is currently elbow-deep in dough - it looks like he's actually making these things from scratch rather than a box mix. He'll occasionally glance at a recipe, but he seems to know what he's doing.
After a moment of this, Mondo finally seems to notice that the 'Gear is in his Scrafty's hands and he makes a mad fumble for it, only for her to leap out of the way.]
Get the fuck back here, Ryder!
[Hope that didn't break anyone's eardrums... Also his reputation may or may not be ruined completely now. Whoops.]
[After that... embarrassment Mondo can be found packaging the cookies up in little bags. They're holiday-themed bags too; clearly he's gone all out for the season. He's still singing along to the terrible rap, but he seems to be in a good mood despite the hilarity from earlier.
If he catches sight of you, you're probably going to be handed a bag of cookies. Yes, even you Togami and you, Celes.
The cookies inside are actually pretty good! They're not burnt or anything and Mondo seems incredibly proud of himself for something like this. Come taunt him/demand cookies/wonder where in the good hell he got that apron?]
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So don't even think about listenin' to that offensive garbage you call music around her or curse in front of my little girl. Or else you're dead. Got it, kid?
[Cue knuckles being cracked in the background. He may or may not be joking. Well, he won't literally kill him. Maybe cut off his pompadour.]
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H-Hey, I'm not that shitty! I'll watch my mouth around her! I don't cuss in front of kids!
[...well, he tries not to. It's kind of hard when you've been doing it since you were a kid yourself.]
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Great! Glad we've got a good understanding going on here! And then if you meet my partner, you can talk to him however you want. He's way older than my daughter, but younger than me. Even though he talks like an old man. --and since I'm one, that's a lot to say, haha! But he's a good guy too.
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Oh yeah? Who's your partner? Is he travelling with you guys too?
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He's got glasses and blond curly hair-- [Kotetsu draws a U-shaped curve in the air with his finger.] And looong eyelashes. He's hard to miss! I call him Bunny, but his name is Barnaby! You can call him whatever you want.
[Please call him Bunny, Barnaby will hate it.]
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[That's an... interesting nickname...]
Sounds like you two are really close!
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But we've known each other for a really long time, so it's alright! [Not really, but not like Kotetsu would ever stop using that nickname.] It's actually pretty nice to have him here. He works so hard, it's nice to see him just take things easy and take care of a... a, li-little bunny of his own for a living.
[Kotetsu covers his mouth to try not to burst into laughter at a random stranger. Again.]
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[Mondo laughs; clearly he sees no problem with laughing around a stranger.]
It's good you've got a great friend here! It'd suck to be here alone, y'know?
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[Barnaby's precious Bunny Jr. Jr. Kotetsu almost loses himself in laughter again, but he covers his mouth and shakes it off before calming down a bit more.]
As much as I joke around, I really do appreciate him bein' here. We haven't talked in a while, so this whole thing is... kinda nice, actually. Weird, but nice!