SIXTH RIDE ✦ ANONYMOUS TEXT

[diamondo]

what do you do if your friend won't wake up
he's been like this for a whole day
should i take him to a pokémon center??
do they even treat humans??

[Well, this text might explain why Ishimaru and Mondo have been suspiciously absent lately.]

Comments

[diamondo]

he went to sleep and now he won't get up
he's still breathing and everything so he's not dead
but yeah it's like he's in a coma
i don't think he hit his head
he seemed fine when he went to bed

[He doesn't want to out himself just yet, so the text is anonymous.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Maybe someone slipped something in his drink “ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Might want to check for poison wwwww bring him to the Pokémon Center comas don't just happen

[diamondo]

oh fuck no i don't think anyone here would do something like that
but yeah i'll bring him to the pokémon center

[And with that, he'll actually be carrying Ishimaru out the front door.
>Intercept him?]

>Intercept: Action response

[konpeitoqueen]

[She's typing the next reply- which was basically egging the anonymous person on and listing all the terrible things that could happen- when she finally spots Oowada.]

Oh hey, Big Bro Oowada, why is-

[In a moment she suddenly pauses and realizes what's up.]

Big Bro Ishimaru is the one in a coma?!

[diamondo]

[Mondo freezes when he hears Saionji call out to him, then slowly turns. He's carrying Ishimaru bridal style, gripping Ishimaru tightly so his hands don't shake.]

Y-Yeah, he is. He's been like this for a day. Fuck, I don't know what happened but... he won't wake up.

[konpeitoqueen]

[Saionji grew up in a place where murder was considered normal and she had to check her bowl for poison so when she sees Ishimaru just lying there-

-hell she hasn't even paid him back completely he can't die or something] W-what?! Did someone break into his room?! He could be drugged by something slow-acting!

[Suddenly Saionji's the one rushing out and tugging Oowada's sleeve to move.]

[diamondo]

There's no way anyone could've broken in our room, we've got a fucking deadbolt and we lock it every night!

[But he can't argue that Ishimaru might have been drugged. No one in the house would have done it (he's certain of that), but while Ishimaru was out, maybe...?

Anyway, he rushes along with Saionji toward the Pokémon Center. He's just as worried about Ishimaru as she is.]

[konpeitoqueen]

If there's someone out for his blood, locks don't mean anything! They always find a way!

[She knows too well. Waltzing into the Pokémon Center is a grand affair of Saionji basically running in and screaming-] Get out of the way! Shoo! We're more important than your needs! [-and effectively shoving things out of the way more than a bit frantically.]