SEVENTH RIDE ✦ VIDEO

[diamondo]

[Guess who woke up inside the Team Rocket base today? Guess who's apparently been gone for at least a month? And guess who's currently staring at the camera like it's the source of all his problems?

If you guessed Mondo then congratulations!]

Okay, what the hell happened? Apparently I can't even go to fucking sleep without something stupid going down. Did I get sent home?

[He rests his elbow on his knee and then places his chin on his hand. It's apparent that Mondo is still in the base - to those who recognize the base, that is - and it looks like he only just got up. Somehow or other his hair is completely unaffected. Don't question it.]

I don't really give a fuck either way, but I've got a major problem.

[He reaches out offscreen to grab something that makes a high-pitched shrieking sound. It's revealed to be a Scraggy who is trying vainly to get Mondo to let go. Those of you who know the biker gang leader might remember that he had a really bitchy Scrafty at one point. ...Yeah.]

Ryder's de-evolved. Unevolved? What-the-fuck-ever. She's not a Scrafty anymore. And she's fucking level thirty. She was level 100 last time I checked! Does this shit happen here? I've never heard of it happening. So what the fuck's going on?

[He finally lets her go and she scurries offscreen. Mondo resettles and while he still looks annoyed, his tone is at least a bit more conversational.]

...So what did I miss anyway?

Comments

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[superordinary]

...That's pretty much what happened. They showed up, we were encouraged to keep them from drying out and after a week they disappeared.

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[diamondo]

...Drying out? Are they a Water-type, then? Or maybe Poison? Maybe it's like Grimer or something...

[Yeah, sure, Mondo, you're definitely going to crack the mystery of the Bloober without ever seeing one in person.]

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[superordinary]

[ Mondo Oowada: Ace Detective!! ]

That's what I thought at first, but they don't swim around when you put them in water and they don't seem to be poisonous at all.

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[diamondo]

[HE'S GOT THIS SHIT, NAEGI]

Huh, really? Well, what other type could they be? Obviously we can rule out Rock and Steel, and probably Ice too... Um...

[WAIT SHIT, NO, HE DON'T GOT THIS]

Fuck, I dunno. There's no information on them anywhere? Not in the PokéDex or books or anything?

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[superordinary]

Nope, there's no information whatsoever other than what people have found out on their own. Which...isn't much.

[ So far all he knows is like...a couple of moves they're able to learn. ]

I think it's possible that they're a Normal-type. You know, like Ditto.

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[diamondo]

Oh yeah, that's definitely possible! There are some fucking weird Normal-types... Have you tried using it in battle against Fighting-types to see if they do more damage?

[...that's kind of a dick move though...]

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[superordinary]

I-I'm not going to let it battle just to see what kind of Pokémon does more damage to it, Oowada-kun. Don't you think that would be cruel?

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[diamondo]

...Well, yeah... But if you're gonna raise it you're gonna need to know what it's weak against and what it's good against. So I guess you'll figure it out eventually.