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THIRD RIDE ✦ TEXT / ACTION [VIOLET CITY]
[A strange text post goes out to the network today. It appears to be a list of some kind.]
- ▶ get a motorcycle
▶ mod the fuck out of it
▶ fuck up ryder's shit
▶ find a fucking gym
▶ train
▶ train
▶ train
▶ fucking train
▶ get stronger (physically/emotionally/mentally??)
▶ find a sauna!!!!!
▶ actually get a date
▶ somehow
▶ god this is gonna fucking suck
▶
▶ fuck that's a lofty goal isn't it
▶ see every major city in johto
▶ that's better
▶ get all the badges
▶ (it's a matter of fucking pride)
▶ round out pkmn roster (no more dark types!!!)
▶ um
▶ fuck
▶ i'm forgetting something aren't i
▶ shit
[Five minutes after that's accidentally posted to the network, a proper text follows.]
oh shit ignore that last post, that wasn't supposed to go public
...actually, tell me about the things you want to do here
i need more shit on my to do list
are there any awesome places to see or anything like that?
[It's not surprising that Mondo's out training on the outskirts of the city. What is surprising is that he isn't fighting his Pokémon today. He's ditched the usual coat today and if one looks closely, they can see a massive bruise over his shoulders and leading down toward his back. That might be from fighting his Pokémon. Maybe. But that's not what he's doing today - today he's got his Pokémon out, situated in teams of two facing off against each other.]
Alright, we're gonna practice double battling today. Ryder! Quit trying to punch Pierce, he's your partner!
[The Scrafty shoots him a dirty look, but she knocks it off. At least until Mondo's back is turned, then she socks the Lucario in the gut and knocks him over.]
Lex, Tory! If I see the two of you biting at each other again I swear I'm gonna stick you in the fucking PC and never let you see the light of day again! You got that?
[The Sharpedo and Deino pull faces once his back is turned, but at least they seem to be listening.]
Alright, on my mark... go!
[...This can only end well.]
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Hmm... If you need me to, I can distract him.
I'd like to help out with decorations, but... [He's short and cannot reach things easily sfhfghd.] But, I can ask him to do something while you and some others get a party ready?
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that would be great!
you could at least show him your newest pokemon or someting!
i'm sure he'd be interested in the steel and psychic ones!!
i'll be getting in contact with the others about this
so you just need to worry about distracting him on the 31st!!!
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Then, I'll do that!
But, a surprise party... I've never gotten to help set up for one before. It's kind of exciting!
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i used to do it all the time for my gang members!!
[The amount of times he heard "GODDAMMIT BOSS STOP BAKING CAKE AND DO SHIT" is kind of impressive.]
it'll be great!!
i'm sure he'll love it!!
now i just need to figure out what kinda present to get him...
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[It's extra special, especially with his important friends. Growing up with a weak body and all, limits the things that one can do.]
A present for Ishimaru-kun, huh...
Something related to school? Though I wonder if that's much of a present. What other kinds of things does he like?
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we'll throw a massive party when we bring everyone here ok?
i'm sure he'd love anything practical!
he's also really fond of pokemon!
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for some reason i can't figure out
but i think if you get him some type he doesn't have he'll be happy!!
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Since you're both so close, he'll probably be happy with any gift from you, won't he?
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i just want him to be happy you know?
but i'll work something out
don't worry about me!
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Okay! If you say so, Oowada-kun.
I'm going to be looking forward to it... So if you need any more help with setting it all up, let me know?
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i'll be sure to let you know!
it's gonna be a lot of fun!