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THIRD RIDE ✦ TEXT / ACTION [VIOLET CITY]
[A strange text post goes out to the network today. It appears to be a list of some kind.]
- ▶ get a motorcycle
▶ mod the fuck out of it
▶ fuck up ryder's shit
▶ find a fucking gym
▶ train
▶ train
▶ train
▶ fucking train
▶ get stronger (physically/emotionally/mentally??)
▶ find a sauna!!!!!
▶ actually get a date
▶ somehow
▶ god this is gonna fucking suck
▶
▶ fuck that's a lofty goal isn't it
▶ see every major city in johto
▶ that's better
▶ get all the badges
▶ (it's a matter of fucking pride)
▶ round out pkmn roster (no more dark types!!!)
▶ um
▶ fuck
▶ i'm forgetting something aren't i
▶ shit
[Five minutes after that's accidentally posted to the network, a proper text follows.]
oh shit ignore that last post, that wasn't supposed to go public
...actually, tell me about the things you want to do here
i need more shit on my to do list
are there any awesome places to see or anything like that?
[It's not surprising that Mondo's out training on the outskirts of the city. What is surprising is that he isn't fighting his Pokémon today. He's ditched the usual coat today and if one looks closely, they can see a massive bruise over his shoulders and leading down toward his back. That might be from fighting his Pokémon. Maybe. But that's not what he's doing today - today he's got his Pokémon out, situated in teams of two facing off against each other.]
Alright, we're gonna practice double battling today. Ryder! Quit trying to punch Pierce, he's your partner!
[The Scrafty shoots him a dirty look, but she knocks it off. At least until Mondo's back is turned, then she socks the Lucario in the gut and knocks him over.]
Lex, Tory! If I see the two of you biting at each other again I swear I'm gonna stick you in the fucking PC and never let you see the light of day again! You got that?
[The Sharpedo and Deino pull faces once his back is turned, but at least they seem to be listening.]
Alright, on my mark... go!
[...This can only end well.]
text;
Are you and Ishimaru-kun planning on having another sauna competition?
[ Please don't drag him into observing the competition
or make him participate what if he catches your stupid ]
text - locked;
you should come with us this time naegi!!!
[Are you kidding, you'd be lucky if you caught this brand of stupidity!!!
...Oh, and after a moment Mondo locks the feed and sends another text.]
speaking of ishimaru his birthday's coming up
i think i heard that when he was talking to you
so i guess you already know
but we're going to throw him a party!!
i can handle the cake and shit
fujisaki's gonna keep him distracted
and asahina's helping with the decorations!!
text - locked;
[
Naegi, you can just say no.Let's be real here he'd either give up and leave after ten minutes or sit on the floor where it's colder.He's glad for the second text, though, because that means they can move on and talk about something else. ]
Count me in! Just tell me what to do and I will do it.
text - locked;
awesome! we're going to need to find a place to throw this thing
so if you could maybe look into that?
does the hotel have a conference hall or something like that?
you can also help asahina with decorations, since that'll be a pretty big job
text - locked;
What sort of food does Ishimaru-kun like? Maybe we can order sushi or something.
text - locked;
and uh
that's a good question
he just eats whatever we make usually
noodles maybe??
oh wait!!
he's a vegetarian!!!
how did i forget that
text - locked;
Can you ask him what he likes? Noodles are good but I think a 20th birthday calls for something more special.
text - locked;
i'll definitely ask him!
we'll make him something great!!