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SEVENTH RIDE ✦ VIDEO
[Guess who woke up inside the Team Rocket base today? Guess who's apparently been gone for at least a month? And guess who's currently staring at the camera like it's the source of all his problems?
If you guessed Mondo then congratulations!]
Okay, what the hell happened? Apparently I can't even go to fucking sleep without something stupid going down. Did I get sent home?
[He rests his elbow on his knee and then places his chin on his hand. It's apparent that Mondo is still in the base - to those who recognize the base, that is - and it looks like he only just got up. Somehow or other his hair is completely unaffected. Don't question it.]
I don't really give a fuck either way, but I've got a major problem.
[He reaches out offscreen to grab something that makes a high-pitched shrieking sound. It's revealed to be a Scraggy who is trying vainly to get Mondo to let go. Those of you who know the biker gang leader might remember that he had a really bitchy Scrafty at one point. ...Yeah.]
Ryder's de-evolved. Unevolved? What-the-fuck-ever. She's not a Scrafty anymore. And she's fucking level thirty. She was level 100 last time I checked! Does this shit happen here? I've never heard of it happening. So what the fuck's going on?
[He finally lets her go and she scurries offscreen. Mondo resettles and while he still looks annoyed, his tone is at least a bit more conversational.]
...So what did I miss anyway?
If you guessed Mondo then congratulations!]
Okay, what the hell happened? Apparently I can't even go to fucking sleep without something stupid going down. Did I get sent home?
[He rests his elbow on his knee and then places his chin on his hand. It's apparent that Mondo is still in the base - to those who recognize the base, that is - and it looks like he only just got up. Somehow or other his hair is completely unaffected. Don't question it.]
I don't really give a fuck either way, but I've got a major problem.
[He reaches out offscreen to grab something that makes a high-pitched shrieking sound. It's revealed to be a Scraggy who is trying vainly to get Mondo to let go. Those of you who know the biker gang leader might remember that he had a really bitchy Scrafty at one point. ...Yeah.]
Ryder's de-evolved. Unevolved? What-the-fuck-ever. She's not a Scrafty anymore. And she's fucking level thirty. She was level 100 last time I checked! Does this shit happen here? I've never heard of it happening. So what the fuck's going on?
[He finally lets her go and she scurries offscreen. Mondo resettles and while he still looks annoyed, his tone is at least a bit more conversational.]
...So what did I miss anyway?
[video]
Well, if you really like the species you can always catch another one. But yeah, check the Breeding Center and see if they got hold of any of yours from last time! I should probably do that too... Oh, and if you were friends with anyone here last time they might've gotten your Pokémon!
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Right, 'cuz Bossy wouldn'a been enough for him.
[Vanellope shakes her head, causing a short chittering from Boogie.]
Anyway, it can't only be us two, right? Maybe someone reset the game. Things were kinda screwing up lots last time I was around.
[video]
[...wait.]
"The game"? You think we're actually in a Pokémon game?
[video]
[She raises an eyebrow, seemingly unimpressed.]
What, you think we're not? Go on, try to explain it all, then. You don't exactly find all this stuff outside of that game, do you?
[...SHE'S ASSUMING, HONESTLY, like hell she actually knows.]
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