FIRST RIDE ✦ VIDEO / ACTION [GOLDENROD CITY]

[diamondo]

[ VIDEO ]

Alright, I've got a question to those of you who've been here awhile. Why the fuck doesn't the Game Corner boot minors out?

[Mondo is sitting on a bench somewhere in Goldenrod City, looking a bit irritated. Sitting beside him is a Riolu, kicking his feet and staring at the 'Gear like it's the most interesting thing he's ever seen.]

I thought I was getting away with getting in 'cause I look like an adult, but I swear to fucking God I saw a kid in there today! They didn't kick 'em out either! The fuck is wrong with this place? Kids aren't supposed to be allowed to gamble like that!

[Clearly he's only mad because he thought he was breaking the law and sticking it to the man or whatever. Turns out he wasn't. Whoops.]

While we're at it, what all can you get from the Game Corner, Pokémon-wise? I wanna see if there's anything there worth trying to get. Probably not, but it's worth a shot, right?

[Mondo motions for the camera-mon to cut it there, but instead it keeps rolling.]

Fuck, what am I gonna do with all these coins if there ain't anything I want there? Just fucking give 'em away? Seems like a waste--

[And then suddenly a loud cawing sound catches his attention and Mondo is promptly attacked by a bird.]

Fuck!! Get the fuck offa me you son of a--!!

[The bird squawks when Mondo hits it and flies off, carrying Mondo's coin case with it.]

Oh you've gotta be fucking shitting me! Pierce, Ryder, let's go!

[And with that, the feed cuts on Mondo and the Riolu, Pierce, dashing off after the bird.]

[ ACTION - GOLDENROD CITY ]

[If you're in Goldenrod, chances are you'll find Mondo chasing after that pesky Murkrow. Occasionally he'll have Pierce the Riolu aim a Sky Uppercut at it, but it seems the Murkrow is just fast enough to get out of the way. Occasionally the coin case will drop a few coins here and there that Ryder the Scraggy will pick up and stuff in her... uh, pants-pouch-thing.

This ridiculously stupid show will go on for quite some time if it's not interrupted, until Mondo finally seems to realize that the smartest thing to do would be to catch the Murkrow. He finally throws a Pokéball at it and retrieves the Coin Case that it dropped, shoving it in his bag and glowering at the Pokéball.

Much to his displeasure, the ball locks with a click. He's now the not-so-proud owner of a mischievous Murkrow.]

Fucking hell.

Comments

[diamondo]

Yeah, well, it was for a good reason! I just wanted to make sure no kids were allowed in there! They are though, so I'm not sure what that says 'bout this world. Other than it being fucked up.

[ardent]

It's disappointing, but I'm not surprised - according to someone else I've spoken to, children are sent out to fend for themselves at the age of ten!

There's not even a proper education system here, aniki!

[AND THAT'S TERRIBLE.]

[diamondo]

Shit, really? Those lucky bastards!

[...He suspects that wasn't the point.]

[ardent]

[Judging from the amount of sharp physical flailing and the fact that he's now loud enough to be getting ambient crackling out of the mic system on the device behind his words...probably not.]

It's not lucky at all! What sort of principles are they even imparting on the next generation?! No wonder this world is in such a state of disarray - no one has taught these people anything with regards to discipline and regulations!!

[diamondo]

[Oh good lord. He really shouldn't be surprised...]

Hey, hey, calm down, aniki. You're gonna break this fucking thing. If you care so much about the education of the young or whatever, why don't you teach 'em or something? Sure you can't teach all of 'em, but you can at least make a difference with a few, right?

[It'll give you something to do and it'll keep you out of his hair so he can do more awesome things like gambling! Win-win!!]

1/5 and I am so very sorry about him

[ardent]

Why don't...I...teach them...?

[...]

I...I hadn't...

[ardent]

[...o-oh. Oh no. This. This looks like it might not end well...]

[ardent]

[...oh god. Yep. Yep, there's the screaming - not words, just a really violent, sudden nonsyllable - and the tears and the...and the...]

What sort of top student am I for not having at least considered some sort of tutoring program?! This is an unforgivable oversight, absolutely deplorable!! I'm a failure, an embarrassment to my title - an embarrassment, I don't deserve to be discussing this possibility due to having overlooked it so badly in the first place!

[...the...that.]

[ardent]

[......................................................]

[ardent]

[WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF HIS SYSTEM the tears stop in ridiculously short order and he's snapped back into the usual straight-backed posture and he's brightened up so much it might as well have not happened in the first place.]

That said, that is a splendid idea, aniki - if this world is in such dire need of a proper education system, then we'll just have to take it into our own hands!! I'll just have to make up for the initial oversight by working hard to ensure that there aren't any others - I'll begin preparations as soon as possible!!

[diamondo]

[................................

what did he just witness

because he suspects it wasn't normal

granted he's not the best person to ask because he has mood swings too but

they're never this... dramatic

oh my god what does he do with this]

W-wait, "we"? You don't expect me to actually help with this, right?

[ardent]

[Deal with it, aniki.]

Of course I do! It was your idea, after all - I don't see why I wouldn't want your assistance with it!

[........]

And besides, it'll keep you out of trouble!

[diamondo]

You don't want me teaching kids! I mean, I'm a fucking horrible student, I'd make an even worse teacher! And I'm staying out of trouble, honest! Get Naegi to help you, he'll be a better teacher!

[SORRY FOR THROWING YOU UNDER THE ISHIMARU-BUS, NAEGI...]

[ardent]

[...... >:|a ]

That is a valid point, isn't it! ...Not that I'm trying to offend you with that or anything, but - I'll be sure get in contact with Naegi-kun about it!

[Seriously, Oowada-kun, what the hell have you even started.]

Even if you don't want to work with the actual students, however, you could at least help me with preparations when the time comes for that!

[diamondo]

Aww, c'mon, aniki, you know me better than that! I suck at that shit! You're the one who's good at all that preparation and planning shit, you'll be fine!

[ardent]

Are you a leader or not?! You have to have some skills that can be useful!

[diamondo]

[Oh that is NOT FAIR.]

'Course I'm a leader! I'm just better at leading kids like me, not teaching or organizing shit!!

[ardent]

[...HA, THERE'S AN ANGLE IN THERE HE CAN SEE IT]

And do you think I haven't met kids like you since we arrived here?

[diamondo]

[...SHIT]

Well... well, yeah, but you're talking about the people from other places, right? They have their own education systems!

[ardent]

And...?

[He sees no contradiction here.]

[diamondo]

They have their own education systems...? Why should we interfere with that?

[ardent]

The fact that we're suddenly in another world where there's no education system at all is interfering more than we possibly could!

[diamondo]

But we've got other things to focus on! Like bringing the rest of our classmates here!! Education can take a fucking back seat to that!!

[ardent]

[...Yeah, um. With regards to the classmate situation, exactly how many times are you going to go there and piss him off before you figure out not to go there...?]

I never said I was prioritizing one over the other, do you understand?!

[diamondo]

Well when you're going on and on about this sorta shit what else am I supposed to think? I know we don't have any idea how to get our classmates here and yeah, this would at least help pass the time or some shit like that, but fuck, I get antsy just sitting around. I need to be out there actively searching for answers, aniki!